Whitefloor


an area of a store characterized by numerous adjacent white vinyl tiles and populated by salesmen who can’t get it through their thick heads that the out-of-town trucks are full and no, we can’t add that sh-t to the load. the sanitary state the term implies is stained by the impetuous nature of its denizens.
where does matt get off? it’s 4:00 and he’s got i-joists for livingston… i wish he’d stay on the whitefloor and leave us the f-ck alone.

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