Whitelaw


town of 700 in wisconsin. we once had a black family in whitelaw but they were quickly expelled. drug charges i believe. they were my neighbors. we also have something called wienerfest, not as gay as it sounds. you can come, dress up like a wiener in the parade, eat wieners all weekend and listen to bands while eating your wiener and drinking your beer. it is no exception to wisconsin, we pound a lot of beer and p-ssy. not to be confused with the sh-t town st. n-z-anz.
person 1 “where did jamal and lakifa go?”

person 2 “they didn’t last too long in whitelaw”

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person 1 “what should we do?”

person 2 “lets go eat some wieners and dump some beers”
whitelaw is also known in the stoner eyes as a law that you dont have to follow and it makes it so your incapable of getting arrested. its like a force field of amzingness. if you know a whitelaw then give them all your offerings because they will eventully equipt you with secrets of the white-law!!!
boy- who is that b-tch over there, touching everyones nipples without even a thought of s-x-offending charges?

other boy- oh i think i might have heard of that gurl before

boy- well then, hook me up with some info bro!! who is she?

other boy- oh sh-t man if you dont know i should tell you…….. m-th- f-cking meg dizzle whitelaw

boy- oh… i know her

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