Whitenia


1. unable to tan

2. waaayy to white
1. do you have a case of whitenia? cause ur whiteness actually reflects the sun…

2. doctor: i’m sorry, but you have whitenia

you: what’s that?

doctor: your so white you can’t tan.

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