whitman stretch


this is what the whitman brothers do to each others b-ttholes before they go to the gay bar and have a texas b-tthole m-ssacre. always ending up in having to get a ride home in the nissan skyline because the younger brother has a plundered -sshole he gets f-cked in the b-tthole so much that his pink sock will never get any smaller] because he has a fetish for b-tt f-cking and the younger of the two likes to snortwalt whitman then give his older brother the new jersey coal miner
hey bro we should go do the good old whitman stretch
before we go to get fist f-cked at the gay bar. your pink sock is getting sh-t everywhere all over my skyline. every body knows that the brothers drive around in a skyline are way to f-cking cheap to even want to pay ever

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