whole house freeze


the name of an awesome song by underground dj mc esoteric . you are most likely to hear this at a party with a bunch of hipster-esque kids. sheer genius.
all of a sudden, you hear everyone shout “whole house freeze!” and you know you’re at the place to be.

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