whomperjanked


adj: describes something that is extremely out-of-sorts or generally messed up, but not completely fubar. especially appropriate when describing a messed up or confusing situation. considered a mid-western american variation of whomperjawed or whomper jaded.
wow, what happened to your car? it’s completely whomperjanked.

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