Whomping Melvin
verb. when you take a long hard sh-t, freeze it, shove it into your girlfriend’s v-g-n- while she is on her period, remove it, -j-c-l-t- on it, then freeze it again. remove this period blood c-m covered sh-t from the freezer and serve it for dinner to your in-laws at the next holiday dinner, preferably christmas dinner.
i don’t think i left a good impression on my girlfriends parents when i did the whomping melvin
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