whomps


popularized by tj detwiler, this word is a negative exclamation that one may use without being reprimanded for swearing.
this lunch ‘whomps’
invented by theatre kids at irvington high school. it is supposed to represent a sound effect of a man’s p-n-s going up. it normally used when one would normally say “that’s what she said” but more like a guy saying “i just got an erection”. normally used after someone says something s-xual or one sees a hot girl (or guy) or something that makes their p-n-s go up.
-a hot girl with cleavage showing walks buy-
person a: “whomp”

person a: “these pillows are comfy like my girlfriend’s b–bs.”
person b: “whomp”
a word made up by tj detwhiler, on disneys animated show recess. he made the word to have no purpose or meaning, but the teachers all thought that is was a curse word, so they banned it.
i want a big whompiing surving
man that really whomps
etc.
imitating the b-ss of dub-step music.
before going out to listen to dub-step music, many will imitate the music and move their hands and head frantically to the music and say. . .

“whomp, whomp, whomp, whomp, whomp.”

many who do this, are called “dup-steppas!!”
whomps is a word that is used to describe basically anything…its meaning is determined by the person using it. this definition is presented in the recess episode ent-tled, “the story of whomps”. (for you doubters, this must be true because they even brought in a professional slangologist)as a general rule, it is used to describe something or a situation that is undesirable.
good charlotte f-cking whomps.
to clobber or beat up. used frequently in rocket power by twister’s brother.
“i’ll whomp you if you don’t tell me where this secret spot is.”
a versatile word that can be used in multiple grammar forms. generally used to signify something bad that has happened to someone. it is an amalgamation of “sh-t!” and “that sucks”. it is used primarily as an interjection or verb.
a: “how has your day gone?”
b: “ugh, so many things have gone wrong today. whomp on my life.”

a: “…and then her mom told her she wasn’t actually native american, but actually black and that she had essentially spent her entire life so far thinking she was the wrong race. can you believe that her mom just dropped a bomb on her like that?”
b: “hahaha whomp!”

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