whoof
an expression used when something is not optimal; a mishap that could have been avoided; a complete miss or fail regarding to ones personal life events
“man i just lost my phone” “that’s a big ‘whoof'”
an interjection, a portmanteau of “whoa” and “oof” (or a vocalized exhalation), in response to something that’s both surprising and awkward/embarr-ssing.
“i walked in on my boss jerking off in his office.”
“whoof…”
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