WHOOPIN
term used mostly by black people describing what happens to kids when they get into trouble. a whoopin can be given with anything your mama picks up. (belt, switch, hair brush, fly swatter, etc.) also, years ago in black neighborhoods, you could get your -ss whooped by any adult on your street who saw you doing something bad. also, alot of older black folks firmly believe in whoopin kids’ -sses.
kid #1: hey jaquan let’s go flatten ms. peaches’ tires!
jaquan: naw man cause i sho’ dont want another whoopin today.
1. it is short slang for getting a whipping.
2. it means that someone is about to get beat down,annihilated, torn up, have their -ss handed to them on a silver platter, taken to the woodshed, spanked, whipped, they are gunna get a lickin’, have their hide tanned, get switched, their in for a hurtin’, etc..
ex: momma told me if i did that again she’d gimme a whoopin’ that i’d never forget! then she said she’d slap me so hard that my kids would be dizzy. i ain’t messen witt dat candy dish noooooooooo more!
to whoop, to hang, to droop
a tree is whooping under the pressure of the snow.
v. the act of masturbating by males
stop whoopin off you nasty 14 year old
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