whore nuts


wh-r- nuts are how to tell for sure whether that delicious ho you’re about to bang is a boy or a girl.
edgar: you’re looking a bit moody today.

scott: i met this really hot ho last night and she said she was going to give me a freebie.

we were just getting going when i felt a gigantic pair of wh-r- nuts.

edgar: wow, that’s harsh, man!
when a man will sleep with anyone for b-tter pecan ice cream
mindy: did you hear that kenny slept with ashley for b-tter pecan ice cream?

christine: what a wh-r- nuts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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