Whore phail
when you buy lap dances from almost every girl at the chico, ca centerfolds, get 2 double troubles on vip night, spend the whole shift there telling the girls it’s your disneyland. then you buy two of the girls vibrators at the s-x store for christmas only to invite your favorite girl to the denny’s to buy her food and fail to take her home because the grits took too long, but you get free dessert out of the deal.
pedro pulled the ultimate wh-r- phail. epa epa!
when you buy lap dances from almost every girl at the chico, ca centerfolds, get 2 double troubles on vip night, spend the whole shift there telling the girls it’s your disneyland. then you buy two of the girls vibrators at the s-x store for christmas only to invite your favorite girl to the denny’s to buy her food and fail to take her home because the grits took too long, but you get free dessert out of the deal.
pedro pulled the ultimate wh-r- phail. epa epa!
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