whore uniform
originally coined by chris rock, a wh-r- uniform is clothing that makes a man -ssume that the woman he is looking at is a prost-tute, or at least a hoochie. it usually consists of and and/or all of the following (all clothing items prefixed with the word “tight”):
high heels
very short skirt
fishnet stockings
tube top and/or tankini
leather jacket
excess of makeup
overdone hair
if a woman has any of these characteristics she is not allowed by urban law to cause physical or verbal harm to a man that approaches her under the -ssumption that she is a prost-tute.
the girl on the corner is wearing a wh-r- uniform. unfortunately, you can’t judge a hooker – er, book – by it’s cover.
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