Whoreganizer
noun.
a palm pilot, pda, black berry, or other related device that one uses solely for the use of keeping track of one’s s-xual contacts, as opposed to career, family, or other such information.
person one: dude, can you hook me up?
person two: hang on, let me check my wh-r-ganizer…
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