whorelando kook


infectious soul-less surfers who come (usually in droves) from orlando, fl to select central floridian beaches during good swell days, especially during weekends and holidays when waves are at least 6 or more inches above flat. wh-r-land-kooks completely lack the essential elements of surf etiquette and will drop in on you as if… they have also been known to carry leprosy, typhoid fever, and/or visceral leishmaniasis.
that wh-r-land kook just snaked me, again wtf! let’s paddle east(diversion from true direction), it’s not worth fighting for waves with these wh-r-lando kooks.

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