whorelympics
an event that can be witnessed at bars all around the world (usually around 1am) where the girls who have yet to find a hook up begin competing against each other to prove who the most attractive (sl-tty – sure thing) one is. events include the girl on girl kiss, bar top dancing and the delivery of the most believable “i don’t normally f-ck on the first date.” line.
john : “dude, let’s h-t the road.”
steve : “dude don’t you want to see the wh-r-lympics?”
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