one’s resistance to acting like a wh-r-. alcohol is a great aid in overcoming this.
“to overcome their wh-r-scocity-”
“don’t you mean viscosity?”
“no, i don’t see how physics will help me get laid. chemistry by way of alcohol and bac, however, can.”
the act of playing bongo drums, ussually making people around you extremly aroused. last night i was bongo’ing with your mom and we tottally did it. -verb to rythmically tap on a girl’s br–sts during s-x. dude, last night i was bongoing jessica’s t-tt–s and the b-tch got wicked mad!
a personal that thinks that they are good at something and they are raelly not. man you aint no pro you just a d-mn fessional.
an italian dialect word, probably meaning jerk or loser, though now used to describe clumsy or idiotic people, sometimes people that cause embarr-ssment, or even people that you see to be humorous in just being themselves. -peter drops his iphone and screen cracks- john- “peter you’re such a fesso!” -peter rocks up to school wearing […]
- graveyard joint
low on the scale of desperation, this is a joint constructed out of the b-tts of other joints lying in the ashtray. the taste is not dissimilar to barbecued dog biscuits. originally coined by h. l. mystagogues. graveyard joint, anyone? p-ss us your ashtrays.
- king kong ain't got sh*t on me!
1. the greatest movie quote of the 21st century 2. the most overused quote by average people since “kneel before zod!” from superman 2. it basically means you are unbeatable since king kong was considered unbeatable and you are saying even he’s not on your level 1. (denzel as alonzo) “i’ll burn this whole m-th-rf-ck-r […]