who’s your daddy

used as an insult to demonstrate authority, hence the “daddy” part. most likely performed by the giving end after the recieving end is pwned/owned. also used by superfly, one of joe cartoon’s characters.
billy: oh yeah! i just scored 15 3 pointers on your punk -ss!
john: dammit, man..
billy: who’s your daddy?!

superfly: hey man, what’s up?
santa: what’s up? heh heh. what’s up?
superfly: you know who your daddy is? it’s me, yeah! i’m your daddy! do you know how come i’m your daddy? ‘cuz i did this to your momma! yeah, your momma! call me superfly! your momma!
an expression of power od domination from one individual to another
who’s your daddy?
a saying used to demoralize or degrade someone during or after an event in which the man is in a superior possition. often used to degrade women when said by a man.
“ooh, you see that shot? who’s your daddy?”
“yeah suck it b-tch, who’s your daddy?”
the trivial game in life called ‘who’s your daddy?’. multiple partners with loose commitments 9 times out of 10 lead to an “accidental” planned blessing. often, it is a lotto trying to figure out who the real daddy is, and is discovered once the child has developed strong physical characteristics. the most vulnerible target to be initially labeled “daddy” will earn a higher gross income and an ability to be extremely gullible. the poor lad has no idea he’s a sucker of the game ‘who’s your daddy?’, and no one has the heart to tell him.

daniel: meet my son, daniele jr.
thomas: it is very nice to meet you. -oh wow-
daniel: doesn’t he look just like me?!
thomas: oh, yes indeed! -lord, please don’t strike me with lightning-
daniel: i know, that’s what everyone says. ok, tell me. which part of him looks like me?
thomas: oh come on daniel stop asking me questions!! i can feel my blood pressure rising! -stomps off-
daniel: that was weird. oh well. come on my little “mini me”.
who’s your daddy?
something to tell a hooker in the throes of p-ssion while slapping her -ss, or your missus which would either result in increasingly intense fornication or your status changing to single.

#the more the daddy issues, the more useful the phrase.
‘who’s your daddy?’ said dr. long as he slapped nursie on the b-ttocks.
‘you are’ says nursie (being a p-rnstar with issues and all)

‘who’s your daddy?’ says fred.
‘he died last month -sshole’ sarah says as she slams the door on her way out.
a term suggesting someone is going to take care of you, or that someone else is in charge.
made famous by the movie “remember the t-tans,” where the new, black football coach (denzel washington) puts the c-cky kid in his place, repeating the question until he acknowledges the coach deserves his respect. true history.
“quit worrying. come on– who’s your daddy?” or “i’ll take care of it. who’s your daddy?”
used as an expession of happiness accompanied by a
“high five”
after the suns won paula and her husband slapped hands and said whos your daddy

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