Why Health Class Is So Self-Explanatory
don’t have s-x or you’ll die
don’t drink or you’ll die
the menstrual cycle is when a female is at her b-tchiest
stds are gifts that just keep on giving
pregnancy occurs when a boy and a girl have s-x
p-b-rty is just a 6-10 year long nuisance, where boys grow p-b-s on random parts of their bodies, and where girls “sprout” b–bs and get their periods.
menopause is when a woman transforms into something beyond my reach.
this is why health cl-ss is so self-explanatory!
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