Wi-Fi Ouija


slowly moving a laptop in circles, as if you were using a ouija board to conjure spirits, in hope of finding or improving the strength of the wi-fi signal you are stealing from your neighbor.
after playing wi-fi ouija for an hour, i got enough bandwith to download the snooki s-xtape!

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