Wi-Fiend


noun- a person who repeatedly begs for the wifi p-ssword so they can avoid using data.
“i overpay for high speed internet, this youtube video won’t even load!”
“i caved and told john, torrence,
and ryan your wi-fi p-ssword. you would do the same if you were surrounded by wi-fiends”
noun. wi-fiend

a person who is unable to function in a social context without the need to refer constantly to their wi-fi enabled device/gadget.
g-d riadhna, you’re such a wi-fiend – put your phone down and talk to your family

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