Wiarton


a small tourist community located on the bruce peninsula in south western ontario. known for wiarton willie, the weather-predicting groundhog. wiarton is also home to the annual wiarton wille festival, beautiful scenery, and friendly residents.
“i’m spending the weekend at my cottage in wiarton.”

“sounds great, i hear that area is beautiful!”
the most stupid. greasiest, poor slum of a town probably in existence. everyone that lives there is usually a crack head and a wh-r-. n-body should ever come close to this place because it is an utter sh-t hole and you will probably get aids by breathing the disgusting red neck air that is wiarton.
guy: “i went to wiarton the other day!”
guy2: “last time i went there i got genital aids by breathing through my nose!”

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