wibble wibble
a sentence used to really confuse cold callers
caller: “h-llo, i’m calling from coldseal windows. can i interest you in a new conservatory?”
callee: “wibble wibble”
caller: “….excuse me? i..”
callee: “wibble wibble! duh!”
caller: -click-
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