Wicked Earls


way too early to be awake. wicked early.

occasionally the s at the end of “earls” is a z, depending on what you prefer.
i should change my sleep schedule, i’m nocturnal and tomorrow i have to be up wicked earls for cl-ss.

d-mn, you woke me up wicked earls this morning for this sh-t?! f-ck you very much!

i got up wicked earls to see a scout niblett of the aurora borealis.

if you’re nocturnal then 10 am is wicked earls for you!

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