wicken


wickens are different than witches to get one thing straight. witches normally use potions,spells, chants,etc. wicken’s use what’s called the third eye sense, they feel whats around them and can sometimes predict future events or someone you will meet in the future; with that beautiful third eye sense they have.
boy: i’m a wicken
girl: really.
boy: yeah, i think i saw you in a vision once except you had blonde hair not brown, and you were more pale but your facial features and eyes are the same
girl: i dyed my hair and got a tan over the summer.
boy: do you like polkadots and the colors blue, green, and pink?
girl: yes! how’d you know
boy: third eye see’s all
4 more definitions
a person who practices witchcraft
usually a hippie-like person
they’re often found sitting under trees in fields by parks
and can be blamed for bad things happening
jim: sh-t man! what happened to my computer?!?! its acting all weird!
joe: i dunno.. it was probably the wickens that f-cked it up
jim: oh… that explains it
a large b-n-r, usually after experiencing a long chubby.
bert had a hard wicken after watching brian do ball noises
a religion that upper-middle cl-ss, liberal teenagers/young adults join to be noticed or because they want to seem more open-minded but which really just makes them look stupid. most of these people will turn out to be h-m-s-xual or at least experiment with the same s-x once for the same reason.

2. a cult
non-wicken : why are you into that wicken stuff? don’t you know its a load of sh-t?

wicken: when you get more mature and smart and open-minded you’ll learn to try new things too! your so ignorant. maybe you should come by and talk to some of my new brothers and sisters. maybe we’ll accept you into our religion.

non-wicken : bye
wickens are different than witches to get one thing straight. witches normally use potions,spells, chants,etc. wicken’s use what’s called the third eye sense, they feel whats around them and can sometimes predict future events or someone you will meet in the future; with that beautiful third eye sense they have.
boy: i’m a wicken
girl: really.
boy: yeah, i think i saw you in a vision once except you had blonde hair not brown, and you were more pale but your facial features and eyes are the same
girl: i dyed my hair and got a tan over the summer.
boy: do you like polkadots and the colors blue, green, and pink?
girl: yes! how’d you know
boy: third eye see’s all

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