wide on

sometimes it is just changing the tv screen setting
“ can you change the screen from cinema to wide on please”
the female equivalent to a male hard on. the woman’s v-g-n- swells up until it resembles a tazered, twitching piece of liver, and the man can enjoy a snug, responsive ride, much like a european sports car that looks like the organ of a cow.
in due time, she had achieved a wide on. fortunately bert was finished before his -ss cheeks collapsed.
a female equivalent to a hard-on. when experiencing intense erotic excitement, a lady’s v-g-n-l cavity expands to allow entry of p-n-s/fist/vegetable etc. this causes a ‘gap’ that needs to be filled: a wide on. it is arguable that g-y men can also experience an ‘-n-l wide-on’, which of course suggests that certain women could experience a ‘double wide-on’.
ooh that brad pitt’s a real dish. he really gives me a wide on!
the distaff term for the male ‘hard on.’
(1)s-xual:she really has a wide-on for that guy.
(2)dislike:she sure has a wide-on for her co workers.
when s-xually aroused, a wide-on is the phenomenon of a woman’s l-b– widening in order to accomodate the male hard-on which they so desire.
“f-ck me that guy is s-xy. i’ve got a wide-on like a wind tunnel just thinking about him on top of me!”
a female version of an erection.
he turned me on so much i got a wideon.
a female version of a hard-on.
that guy in accounting is way hot. everytime he walks by my desk i get a wide-on!
when a women gets all s-xual she will get a wide-on, its like the female equivelant of a hard on
“jenny hada right wide-on the other night, thought she was guna cream”