wide stance Republican


a closeted gay republican who rages against lgbt rights in public but gets their same-s-x freak on in private. named after senator larry craig’s defense of his solicitation bust, i.e. that he has “a wide stance when going to the bathroom.”
they busted another wide stance republican…yeah, this congressman got busted trying to pick up a rent boy in some leather bar.

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