what you cut in your coming of age as a gentleman caller.
bob grew up in dc & cut a wide swath with women of loose morals.
a dipsh-t misspelling of diarrhea. over text message- hank: yo, aren’t you coming to the party? desmond: no, i’ve got a mad case of diarea. hank: dumb-ss, it’s diarrhea.
a guy named juan who is a complete disaster, with no obvious solution. “that guy juan is cute… is he single?” “who, you mean juantanemo? if you’re smart, you’ll steer clear of that whole disaster.”
- 3 stages of life
stage one: birth stage two: what the f-ck is this stage three: death 3 stages of life stage one: birth stage two: what the f-ck is this stage three: death 3 stages of life
the fetish of having a big p-n-s and electrocuting it to get an erection “wes ran out of v–gr- so he had to oversparkto please his boyfriend”
enska is a one of a kind, he’s smart kind funny hawt and shy he always hangs out with his friends and loves to do some scootering, he can get any girl he wants, he is like n-bdy but himself, and i love him, oh he has some good scootering skills, who is that? me: […]