Widespread Panic


southern-rock jam band. see em live for a good time.
good evenin’ ladies and gents!!
heaven; funkin’ wagnall; blast off 2004; tatered; beanland; dance station central; best time of your life…
widespread panic are the best good time party subculture band in my opinion.

i’m a spreadhead
any situation where you are legs and/or cheeks akimbo and feel sudden terror, for example:

– you are getting f-cked by the gardener when your psychopathic mobster husband comes home early

– the sh-t you are taking is so wide, long and dry you fear it might split your ring open and/or drag out some colon with it

– two guys hold you bent over a table while a third kicks your legs open in preparation for the gang that’s about to -ss rape and possibly kill you

– the gl-ss jar you put up your -ss for a s-xual thrill suddenly breaks under the pressure
dude have you seen one guy, one jar? now that’s widespread panic.
knock off of phish, mainly listened to by red neck frat guys.

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