Widow-Dicking
in the event that a h-rny wife loses her husband at an untimely age, she will cremate her late husband’s body and recycle the ashes. this is done by molding his ashes into the form of a large d-ld- using epoxy to bind it. she will then furiously m-st-rb-t- in her husband’s honor with her husband. much less disgusting than the alternative.
“hey isn’t that your step-mom’s d-ld-?”
“so what? let’s f-ck each-other with it anyway!”
widow-d-cking
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