Wiener Hassling


the act of violently urging someone to examine your “wiener” (p-n-s), and give you a detailed report.
dude, earlier on, i was in starbucks when an old man pulled down his pants and started wiener h-ssling me. he said, “what do you think of my wiener!!!”

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