wife ears
when the female in a relationship can’t seem to process words coming from the man, especially as it relates to helping with small problems, easy obstacles, or ridiculously obvious.
man 1: i suggested it would be easier to spend two minutes and drop it off at her friends place than wait for someone who’s always late.
man 2: and?
man 1: we’re still waiting here for her friend to show up and both of us are starving.
man 2: dude, i think your girlfriend is getting wife ears……
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