wife expectancy
in a marriage doomed for failure, the measurement of length used primarily for betting purposes of the groom’s friends.
i can’t believe he’s marrying that psychopath. wife expectancy of two years, max.
after a male has been diagnosed with a fiance, the period remaining to engage in guys’ night activities before the wedding/shackle fitting ceremony.
did you hear brando’s getting married this weekend?
yeah dude, wife expectancy of like three days.
we’re gonna need another keg.
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