wifeism
a religious organization that is devoted to the belief that a woman’s salvation lies in pleasing her man.
it rests on the key concept that a woman’s true happiness comes from the lasting attention and authentic affection from a man.
the religion consists of several rules and regulations including: “thou shalt never turn into a fat–ss.” and “thou shalt never let your man go hungry.”
wifeism also considers the home to be a temple, in which the most sacred room of worship is the kitchen.
sorry, wearing “mom jeans” is against my religion – i recently converted to wifeism.
i was tired of being an angry feminist, and so i joined wifeism – now i regularly get oral s-x!
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