wiferaft
what some men may be seeking immediately following a horrible divorce. they aren’t ready to be in a regular, stable relationship. they want to lock someone, anyone down fast to fix their broken heart. it’s a precarious situation for any woman thinking of dating them. run. run fast. flee if you know what’s good for you, women!
“girl, he’s not emotionally stable enough to be in a relationship. what that guy wants is a wiferaft.
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