Wifey Material
a phrase often used to describe a girl whom you feel possesses certain qualities that qualifies her to be a model wife for you.
1) kind
2) sweet
3) caring
4) comp-ssionate
also see: wifey
“did you meet christine yet? man, she’s definitely wifey material.”
what really sl-tty, ghetto girls call themselves to make them seem real and cute and kind but that’s not really how they are.
i’m such wifey material. i’m a wh-r-! yaaaaay.
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