a disease that flares up the night before or morning of an event that one wants to avoid. the sufferer can use wiffery as an excuse to avoid unwanted activities.

wiffery has varying levels of severeness, starting at mild wiffery, all the way up to fatal wiffery.

the first sign of upcoming wiffery are wiffles.
hey mate, can’t make it to the quilting fair today, come down with a case of mild wiffery.

maths test tomorrow, i think i’m coming down with a case of severe wiffery.

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