wifi shit
when you bring your laptop into the bathroom with you, and place it on your lap as you are taking a sh-t…this way you can still talk on aim/etc. and browse the internet, and brag to your friends how you are wiping your -ss as you talk to them. usually happens the morning after you’ve been drinking and have the infamous mud b-tt.
“transfering to the throne” is all that needs to be said and it will be understood you are transfering from wherever your laptop is mounted to the sh-tter.
“i took a wifi sh-t, and dropped my laptop on the ground and it broke my keyboard.”
– true story.
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