wifi

the reason you love mcdonalds.
guy 1: dude, where are you at?

guy 2: at mcdonalds, gotta love free wifi
wireless ethernet. the most common standard is 802.11b.

believed by technophobes to cause cancer in school children.
wifi is called wireless fidelity, or wireless internet. in most areas, there are many wifi providers to choose from! the best part is- they’re all free! you can choose from “joe’s wifi”, linksys, netgear, or sometimes holiday inn. you’ll probably get the best experience with linksys or netgear, because the idiots that rename their router probably aren’t smart enough to lock it.

no contracts, no obligations, no credit card required!
wifi! it’s the wave of the future!
mike: hey neighbor, you got wifi? mine went down!
joe: really? mine went down too! who’s your provider?
mike: joe’s wifi.
joe: why you son of a $^#@$

wireless f-cking internet.
i could go for some wireless f-cking internet right about now. wifi.
a way to get internet access, the term wi fi is a play upon the decades-old term hifi that describes the type of output generated by quality musical hardware, wi fi stands for wireless fidelity and is used to define any of the wireless technology in the ieee 802.11 specification – including (but not necessarily limited to) the wireless protocols 802.11a, 802.11b, and 802.11g. the wi-fi alliance is the body responsible for promoting the term and its -ssociation with various wireless technology standards.
i am heading out of the house and i need wi-fi to check my email.
life
my wifi stopped working and so did i.
wireless f-cking internet
who do i have to sweet talk to get some wireless f-cking internet in this town?!?

we have wi-fi at the holiday in
short for wireless fidelity, i.e., being faithful in a relationship even when there are no strings attached
tom – “i don’t understand why harry isn’t tapping all those -sses. i thought that was the whole point of being in an open relationship”

d-ck – “that’s coz harry is wi-fi”