wificide


1)when a husband kills his wife
(pr-nounced wife-e-cide)

2) when someone kills a wireless internet connection
(pr-nounced why-fi-cide)

3) when someones stops an something from smelling.
(pr-nounced wiff-e-cide)
example 1:1)
officer dan: look at the bl–dy footprints leading away from the murder, this is a clear cut case of wificide.

example 1:2)
mike: haha if that b-tch(his wife) ever forgets my laundry again and i have to go to work in dirty clothes, a wificide is going to happen at 93 mirk st.(his address).

example 2:1)
chris: f-cking d-mn hackers commiting wificide on my network, they will pay for this

example 2:2)
matt: haha, i commited wificide on chris’s network, i bet that b-tch is mad as h-ll!

example 3:1)
sam: d-mn that toliet stinks, someone get out the wificide

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