the p-n-s of a man named nigel.
as in widge but the long named version.
nigel, put your wigel away!!
people on tumblr that like to argue with everyone; love to state their opinion whether you asked or not; probably will fight you over any stupid reason, but wont confront you in person; all the write sounds like blah blah blah jenn: did you see karen’s tumblr post? lilly: yeah, what a boring argument. she’s […]
birthmoon is considered the first full moon after easter. it signifies the coming of the new growing season. once the birthmoon arrives we’ll start planting the corn. first full moon after easter is called the birth moon because it symbolizes rebirth in agriculture and nature. the birth moon called forth the growing season. spring}
- St. Louis Godzilla
the giant dump you take after eating two racks of st. louis ribs dude, those were great ribs. i took a st. louis godzilla that was taller than the arch! #dump
the emotional process of getting over a person one never dated after accepting the fact they have no chance. “i’m going through a rough non-breakup… i finally realized tim will never go out with me.”
- Tree Narc
a police helicopter hovering in the tree tops reporting your every move to police on the ground. this either happens during crime in progress or when your trying to come up. also posssible post crime. d-mn fool..run!!…i see them tree narcsi told you this was a bad lick. we fuc€ed… #helicopter #narc