wiggle


to move yourself about, to shake.
someone who is weird, or a weirdo. a person that is behaving strangely or oddly.
“hey, do you see that guy over there? he is talking to himself and laughing at his own jokes. he’s such a wiggle.”

“those people over there are hanging upside down, eating cuc-mbers while reciting shakespeare. they are definitely wiggles!”
def – 1 – the whippin boy at school. theres always one of em in each group at school…no matter how much he gets beat up or tortured, the lil sucker always goes back for more, hopin that one day, there’ll be a new whippin boy introduced. there never will be. whippin boys dont change, once a whippin boy, always a whippin boy.

def – 2 – the kid who always tries to make the jokes, that, if anybody else had made, would of been funny, but cos he got there first, its not funny…this causes people to rip the p-ss out of him and push him out of the group…even more than he already was…f-cking wiggles…
ex-1-cool kid – hey look its wiggles, sup wiggles?
wiggles – not mu-
cool kid – -punches wiggles + breaks his gl-sses-
wiggles – heeeeey !!! you big meanie mcnasty !!!
cool kid – shh…

ex-2-wiggles – so, the bishop says, that wasnt my crucfix.
cool kid – …
wiggles – …?
cool kid – f-gget…go home and sodomize yourself with
a cuc-mber sandwich…
cool kid #2 – -punches wiggles-
cool kid – -breaks his gl-sses-
froggy – gg…
to get on the floor with s-xual paraphanelia (lotion, barbie doll, etc) and m-st-rb-t- using the pavement as a s-xual partner.
person 1: “hey taylor, do you ever m-st-rb-t-?”

person 2: “well….sometimes i get on the floor and just….you know….wiggle!!!”
when someone is under the influence of cocaine or methamphetamine and cannot control his/her body movements.

e.g. teeth grinding, nail biting, and invisible typewriter
me: “hey loudog, look at dj, he’s being all wiggles”
loudog: “f-ck his life.”
cigarette laced with embalming fluid (slang for pcp). this term is relevant in ny, nj, philly, delaware, connecticut, baltimore and boston.

dried tea leaves that have pcp sprayed on them. much more potent than the laced cigarettes,usually mixed with marijuana. do not mix with hash!!!!!
i had 5 wiggles and thought i was the 2008 version of allah. what a trip
a way to p-ss the time.
wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle.lets wiggle.

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