wiijaculation
in an intense battle of wii tennis right after you swing the wiimote for the match point the wristband breaks and your wiimote goes through the tv screen and in the moment of all of this excitement you c-m yourself.
mom- why are you so upset billy?
billy- well i was kicking ashley’s -ss in a game of wii tennis and wiijaculation happened……….. -sniffles-
mom – ….what the f-ck happened to your pants…..
billy – yea. about that…..
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