wild shites
attack of diarrhoea, in which there is catastrophic loss of sphincter control in the victim. certain to result in a very unpleasant scenario, with sh-t running down the legs of the victim’s kecks.
jeeeeesus, those oysters i ate last night gave me the wild sh-tes. i thought i would surely sh-t my entire gastrointestinal tract, tonsils to r-ct-m, out through my sphincter.
best i avoid raw seafood in future.
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