Wild Turkey Surprise
when you eat somewhere (i.e hospitals, other peoples houses, your own, etc) and not knowing what your having/eating. you can also say “i had wild turkey surprise, surprise, there’s no turkey!” meaning you could be eating anything and you can’t identify or recognize what it is.
person 1: ugh, the hospital food was just gross, i couldn’t identify it.
person 2: really? you couldn’t recognize it?
person 1: yeah, i had wild turkey surprise, surprise, there’s no turkey!
after drinking a gallon and a half of wild turkey whiskey; the next day you find that the hot chick you took home is not a chick.
dude 1 did you see the dude lip locking that hot chick.
dude 2 yo dude that’s no chick that’s a wild turkey surprise.
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