wilderweb
a synonym for internet which employs a metaphor comparing the world wide web to wilderness.
consider how you might encounter an “avalanche” of pop-up ads, one following the other until you are buried beneath a pile of windows selling natural male enhancement.
consider the equal dangers of getting lost on the appalachian trail and getting lost on a trail of links, dizzy and confused and unable to remember your final destination. or the similar behavioral patterns of natural predators and internet predators.
lastly, consider how, on a starry night, gazing into the sky enlightens you as to how tiny and insignificant you truly are. do we not experience such insight into the vastness of the universe when we see the 16 billion results upon googling “a”?
“i’m going for a walk in the wilderweb.” “well, be careful. don’t forget to bring your virus protection and a flashlight.”
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