a d-ld- of wooden make. generally used in the medievil era. much less used in todays time, though it isnt uncommon to see such objects in the private collections of older, wealthy women. some say the cool, smooth texture of a wildo is much preferred to that of the rubbery texture of a normal d-ld-.
“i can’t believe she uses a wildo!”
“i know those are so outdated…but they do feel absolutely wonderful!”
a wooden d-ld-! often crafted of pine or hickory, therfore creating a pleasant scent!
she doesnt use latex, she uses a wildo!
a short way to combine “will” and “d-ld-“.
will chambers is often refered to as “wildo”.
- wiggle m*ffin
a v-g-n-. usualy refering to a wonam who knows how to “work it” a m-ffin that is unstable thus causing wobbling. d-mn that b-tch i f-ck-d was a wiggle m-ffin! want to eat some fresh blueberry wiggle m-ffins?
- william jacobson
william jacobson is the an incredible person who has touched many peoples lives in countless ways. just being in the same room as him is a blessing in itself because he radiates an energy so powerful which heals a person’s soul. he is kind, generous, intelligent and is deeply loved by people around him. to […]
- lucia whalen
a nosy–ss white woman who decides it is her duty to protect her neighborhood from black men, even if these black men happen to be affluent, long-time residents of said neighborhood. heed this warning: temporarily remove your hoodie upon exiting my home, as there is a lucia whalen who lives next door. regrettably, i find […]
- lucky hat
a hat that old perverts wear and when they see a hot gal with a nice -ss, they drop it and request the girl pick it up, explaining they’re old and therefore can’t bend over. when she does, as most girls do, they bend over, and the old man takes a good look at her […]
shaddy characters that lie, cheat, and steal; tend to be greasy individuals; see hood or wigger my next door neighbor is such a mendelson synonym for jerk/-sshole/over-all waste of time and sperm you will have a hard time finding his p-n-s, its in his “girl”friend’s purse and its so small she can’t even find it […]