adolf hitler and funny hitler’s personal dj. he was formerly field marshall wilhelm keitel, but was such a suck-ss general that hitler demoted him to dj. known for spinning sh-tty house music dj keitel has developed quite a following in the united states, particularly in the washington, dc and baltimore areas where he spun at the 2010 starscape music festival and will spin at the upcoming 2010summer m-ssive in baltimore.
wilhelm keitel is an awesome dj!! i love his unique style of sh-tty house music!
- coordinator pants
these are work slacks or pants that differ in tone from the commonly accepted color at the workplace, which is usually khaki. in most cases, these slacks are a different tone, but not a completely different color. in a workplace where khaki is the color of choice, many of those above entry-level will wear different […]
a term coined in the brony/my little pony: friendship is magic fandom, defining a colt (male pony) that likes other colts. male version of “fillyfooler”. wow, braeburn sure is a coltcuddler…
- last text syndrome
when a person has a compulsive need to send the last text, regardless of whether or not they add to the conversation or say anything meaningful. me: should we meet at five? john: sounds good! me: perfect! see you then john: yup! john: wanna get food? me: yeah, i’ll be downstairs in a few john: […]
during the act of masturbating in bed, when you are too lazy to -j-c-l-t- into a tissue or other alternatives, you -j-c-l-t- into your hand. you leave the s-m-n in your hand until the morning until it is dry. once you wake up you go to wash it off. “dude whats that you got in […]
- shooting dook
to deficate, violently or otherwise. i can’t talk right now, i’m shooting dook!