Wilhemed
during the act of masturbating in bed, when you are too lazy to -j-c-l-t- into a tissue or other alternatives, you -j-c-l-t- into your hand. you leave the s-m-n in your hand until the morning until it is dry. once you wake up you go to wash it off.
“dude whats that you got in your hand?”
“uh.. i was making a mayonaisse sandwich..”
“… you wilhemed again didnt you?”
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