Will It Blend?
a internet phenomenon created by blendtec founder tom d-ckson to show his company’s blender is the world’s most powerful blender. he created short videos of his blender liquefying plungers, light bulbs, rake handles, toy dolls, cell phones and even an ipod and posted them on youtube. via free word of mouth and internet blogging d-ckson created a huge interest in his product for virtually nothing compared to using paid advertising on television.
“will it blend? that is the question!”
“don’t breathe this!”
to ask “will it blend?” is to question whether something is feasible, practical, or realistic.
this interrogative relative to “p-ssing muster” is based in the internet phenomenon created by blendtec founder tom d-ckson, as previously defined.
adam: i have a theory that the universe is actually contained in a wormhole on the back of a turtle.
bob: but will it blend? no — it won’t, because you can’t test that! it’s not even a theory if you can’t test it!
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